Fan Fiction Knows Where You Live

Me: -reading fan fiction while eating dinner-
Me: *reaches for chopsticks*
Me: *realizes she is eating pizza*
Me: Izaya is eating with chop sticks.
Me: I am eating pizza. Not Noodles.
Me: -takes bite out of pizza-
Me: You are not noodles.
Izaya: You really need to stop reading so much fan fiction.
Me: HOW DID THEY KNOW?